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"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 02/22/2019 at 09:04 • Filed to: car safety, safety, automatic braking, emergency braking, IIHS, BMW, x1, bmw x1

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Be careful out there. BMW SAV’s are on the prowl

OUTTA MY WAY PEASANT!

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/22/2019 at 09:06

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Did we check to see if the dummy was wearing a Yamaka?

random001 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/22/2019 at 09:08

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I love the caption.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/22/2019 at 09:09

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too soon!

Tapas > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/22/2019 at 09:21

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BMW just released a statement:

The test was a failure on the part of our engineers, as it was not adequately designed to fool the new X1 into avoiding the Dummy. The new BMW X1 not only saw the dummy, it recognized it as a robot and ran it over to save humans  from a robot uprising.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tapas 02/22/2019 at 09:23

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Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/22/2019 at 09:32

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Uber: “Perfect! We’ll buy 10000 units.”

Tapas > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/22/2019 at 09:36

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I g uess knocking the legs off is the right strategy lol

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2019 at 09:43

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oof!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/22/2019 at 09:52

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Talk about too soon!

PS9 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/22/2019 at 11:08

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FATALITY. BMW WINS.

user314 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/22/2019 at 16:55

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Sorry, looks like you’re still running on the KIFT O/S:

Devon: It’s very impressive, but I really think we ought to slow down.

Knight Industries Four Thousand: There is no need for concern. I’m programmed to cruise at the optimum speed... calibrated to a risk factor of.28, which on this roadway calculates at 243 kilometers per hour.

Maddock: Got it! *Swerves to avoid deer*

Devon: I assume you have an explanation.

KIFT: We would’ve sustained no damage whatsoever by striking that animal.

*Devon looks pointedly at M addock*

Maddock: *Shrugs* It’s a small fix.  

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/09/2019 at 15:15

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Looks like the Cars and Coffee Mustangs have new competition.